ĐÂP CHÓ ĐIÊN.


Ngay Dec 29, 2009, luc 12 gio trua , truoc cua cho+ ca’ Ensenada ben Mexico, co mot dam dong on ao. Den gan thi thay co mot con cho dien keu “a+?ng a?ng”. Co mot nguoi cam baton dap tren lung no, mot nguoi cam choi cha quet len lung no, mot nguoi lay xa mau moc vao lo tai no, mot nguoi lay nui gie quang vao mo~m no. Mot nguoi di qua thay thuong hai hoi,

-tai sao may nguoi xum lai dap con cho ghe? nay vay?
Mot nguoi tra loi,

-Con cho ghe nay ho^i qua, ma duoi hoai no khong chiu di, no cu nhao vo may hang tom ca de an cap ca’ ngoai cho, lai di theo h+?i di’t moi nguoi, ky qua! lam cho moi nguoi phai ngung cong viec lai doi pho voi no. Da co nguoi di goi chu cua no roi.

Noi toi do thi co mot nguoi dan ong lu lu di den, dda^`u co 2 cai su+`ng dden.
Ten dan ong nay rat lo^~ mang, khong biet xin loi ma con sung so^, chui boi..

Mot nguoi trong dam dong gian qua nam cai sung ma keo dau no xuong. Thi ra cai sung do la cai quan la~nh den cua dan ba. Luc do, co vo cua Tiger Woods chot di qua. Nguoi dep ty? phu do cai baseball bat, xa’ng vao dau thang chu cho mat day mot cai, va duyen dang noi:
“Terrible New Year, dear! I wish you bad luck, dirty old man!”

Thang chu cho da~y te te duoi dat vua keu, “Bo+’ con vo lay My nau oi, ngo xuong ma coi ne! B+’ Ton Ngo Khong khi? gia oi, cuu em voi! Sao ma nam het tet den ma xui xeo qua vay, Ban Chap Hanh dau, Ta lot dau, lam on dem xe bat ch’ ra khien anh ve gium cai! Anh ma co qua doi thi nho lay may tien funding de lam dam ma cho anh nghe hon!”

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